Dammit Zoey! Didn’t you learn anything in Sex Ed? You should always use protection! Especially during a zombie outbreak!
I don’t care how hard your cock is or if you’ve got a major case of blueballs after running away from zombies for weeks without relief. I don’t care how tight and appealing that witch’s butthole looks. You ought to put on a condom regardless.
Great, now you’ve jizzed a huge load all up inside that witch. Not only are you gonna come down with zombie-itis you’re also gonna knock her up.
Remember kids! Use a condom! Protect yourself and your partner! It’s the cool thing to do! (the more you know)